does anyone actually pay attention to my blog or am i just kind of here
nice gender did your mom pick it out for you
No, my dad did.
I literally scrolled past this and then scrolled back up real quick to reblog because I finally understood the joke.
I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND
i’M LAUGHING SO HARD
WE DON’T NEED SCIENCE LESSONS ANYMORE, WE HAVE TUMBLR OMFG
…each of us is born with a box of matches inside us but we can’t strike them all by ourselves.